If you are bit by a zombie you should go to the zombie risk bit calculator before considering investing in any long term savings bonds.
Zombie Bite? Go to our Risk-Bite-Calculator to see if you will be feeding on the long pig in a few days.
Only a 1% change! Yay!
25%, bit on the arse. I do not feel well.
I love the risk bite calculator. I can walk freely amongst the hordes of zombies, with knowing I have 1% of becoming a slimy mess. Will check next bite on the Zombie Cause Risk Calculator .
I got a 34% test result. That is Really Great News!!! I will sleep well tonight, knowing that I have a 66% chance of waking up as a NORMAL person in the morning.
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